NOOOOOOO!!!!! Daniel Johns can’t be dating Natalie Imbruglia again!! (Read about it here…THEY HAVE A PICTURE TOGETHER!!! THAT SHOULD BE ME!!!) I swear, he just can’t be!!! He’s making a HUGE mistake!! What about ME?!?!?! God knows I could treat him a million zillion times better than any other girl in this crazy planet! So what if I’m not a famous, sexy, rich, rock star? I’ll be one some day!!! Complete with Grammies or Oscars or whatever!!! Ugh!!
*sniffles*
