Oh this is 100% grot. Its from FHM, for those who don’t know what it is move to one of the 26 (i think) countries who publish it, and you’ll see what i mean. The Australian edition seems to be more blokey than others for some reason, and more inclined to publish things like this. Check it out. WARNING: may offend/make men cringe in the pain. Also, its australian humor (if you want to call it humor) and language. If you don’t understand a few words, read on. There are some really great aussie slang words out there, if you can be bothered finding them.
Old fella - penis
Shlong - penis
Stick film - porno
Electrolux - a maker of vacuum cleaners
Nubbin - i have no fuckin idea (nothing or stump)
“the member” - penis
Botched - screwed up
Pete
