AN OPEN LETTER TO PETER
I thought we were close friends. I did not want to open up to you, but I cannot keep this to myself anymore. Rather than keep it to myself, I have decided that I will just spill it out to you.
Okay, I heard that you have been spreading something behind my back. *knits eyebrows* Is it true that you have been spreading news around that I am very cute, sexy and lovable!?