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Technology and The Future of Customer care:

Operator: “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your…
Customer: “Heloo, can I order…
Operator: “Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?
Customer: “It’s eh…; hold on……6102049998-45-54610″
Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?”
Customer: “Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?”
Operator : “We are connected to the system Sir”
Customer: “May I order your Seafood Pizza…”
Operator : “That’s not a good idea Sir”
Customer: “How come?”
Operator : “According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir”
Customer: “What?… What do you recommend then?”
Operator : “Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it”
Customer: “How do you know for sure?”
Operator : “You borrowed a book entitled “Popular Hokkien Dishes” from the National Library last week Sir”
Customer: “OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?”
Operator : “That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99″
Customer: “Can I pay by credit card?”
Operator : “I’m afraid you have to pay us cash,Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.”
Customer: “I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives”
Operator : “You can’t Sir. Based on the records,you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today”
Customer: “Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?”
Operator : “About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle…”
Customer: ” What!”
Operator : “According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,…registration number 1123…”
Customer: ” ????”
Operator : “Is there anything else Sir?”
Customer: “Nothing… by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?”
Operator : “We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic……. ”
Customer: “#$$^%&$@$%^”
Operator “Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman…?”
Customer: [Speechless]

Imagine if your house had Christmas lights like these.

Oh I didn’t know there is a town called Fucking

According to this travel site:

One Town’s Very Obscene Name

When you think of Austria, no doubt you think of such cities and towns as Vienna, Innsbruck and Salzburg. But there is another one. And because of its name, tourists steal the signs.

The name? We can’t print it here. It’s F—ing.

Agence France Presse and Britain’s Sunday Telegraph report that the residents of F—ing (pronounced Fooking) are quite perturbed with British tourists who think the name of the town is so hilarious they want to take a piece of it home with them. So they swipe the signs. There are only 32 homes in this charming Austrian village with breathtaking views of lakes and forests and none of its residents understand why their signs are so popular. In fact, sign stealing is the only crime in F—ing.

I wonder if Connie lives near F—ing.

There are weird variations of “Hello Kitty” products like the vibrator and sausages or the like. But this is the extreme… I wouldn’t be caught dead driving a hot pink “Hello Kitty” Ferrari. Clever photoshop idea, though.

Do you like to put stuff on your cat? lol, I found stuffonmycat.com. The poor kitties have to endure the craziness of their masters. Like this kitty.

Kermit the Frog Approaching 50. I didn’t know Kermit was that old. Hehe. But as Kermit says ,” I have to say that I’m not sure that 50 for me is the same as 50 in people years.”

See a secret…share a secret. How creative.