And I thought Brazilian wax was too much. sphincter bleaching?. eww and only porn stars would probably need that.
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Reading Connie’s post about her mom, I am glad my mom’s condition is just temporary. My mom recently had surgery for a fractured tibula and displaced ankle joint. I think they placed screws and metal plate . Anyway, for the past 3 weeks, she has been using the wheelchair or crutches but preferring to use the wheelchair . Things had to change around the house. First of all, since she can’t drive, dad hired a temporary driver for us. Yeah I ‘m so helpless, I can’t drive myself to school. Second, we had to place little ramps in certain parts of the house. My mom’s fiberglass cast is a cool neon green that glows in the dark. It has a heel under it in preparation for 2 weeks from now when she can put weight on it already. I always thought a cast was made of cement. If I ever need to be “casted”, I ‘d choose a purple color.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally . Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be importedlegally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutterspeed,they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines
Source: some email forward
Funny Picture Gallery for Geeks: Some are quite old but still gives me the tickles. Such as these- click , click , click and clickety.
This is funny:The History of The Internet. Too bad the timeline is up to 2003.
Japanese officials are investigating claims that two men living in jungle in the Philippines are Japanese soldiers left behind after World War II. story here. Maybe they weren’t aware war was over or they thought surrendering to the Americans would bring dishonor and shame. The BBC’s Tokyo correspondent says the likelihood is that they are well aware the war is over but have chosen to stay in the Philippines for their own reasons.
