Jonas Diego just showed me this cool animation that their studio created. The cool animation is based on those old Saturday
Morning Cartoons we used to watch. Check this out:
You will note the similarities to certain political figures. Funny.
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From Proxy dialing on someone else’s phone
Enter two phone numbers and Jajah.com calls them both and links the calls together. Feeling evil? Have it call your wife and then complete the call by ringing Weight Watchers. Or try to get your roommate back with her ex by anymously bridging a call between them. Jajah should have waited until after April 1st before launching this service.
But be careful, this site could be collecting your phone numbers. Also, read the fine print. The first 5 minutes are FREE!
Here’s a list April Fools jokes for 2006.
Let me mention a few:
Google Operating System Blog introduces Google Browser, a fast, versatile and secure text browser for the Internet. Google Browser is free, already out of beta, and the installer has only 1.68 MB.
deviantART “announces” a merger with MySpace via a poll.
Slashdot incorporated a pink “OMG!!! Ponies!!!” theme at 00:00 UTC. This girlish theme is in stark contrast for a techie website believed to be mostly frequented by male nerds. A “Special Birthday Report” about Jeff “Hemos” Bates emerged in the first minutes of the day. A link to Thinkgeek’s wireless extension cords has also been posted. The presence of humor on Slashdot has yet to been confirmed.
Another site that lists April Fools 2006 jokes is listed here
Don’t get caught by the fool! Happy April Fools Day.
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Brokeback to the future. Silly. Hilarious. I watched Brokeback Mountain the other weekend and it teared me that their love couldn’t be. Their love was so pure. But these days, that love could have been, right?
Watch this video:With this herring I thee wed.
Technology and The Future of Customer care:
Operator: “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your…
Customer: “Heloo, can I order…
Operator: “Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?
Customer: “It’s eh…; hold on……6102049998-45-54610″
Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?”
Customer: “Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?”
Operator : “We are connected to the system Sir”
Customer: “May I order your Seafood Pizza…”
Operator : “That’s not a good idea Sir”
Customer: “How come?”
Operator : “According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir”
Customer: “What?… What do you recommend then?”
Operator : “Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it”
Customer: “How do you know for sure?”
Operator : “You borrowed a book entitled “Popular Hokkien Dishes” from the National Library last week Sir”
Customer: “OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?”
Operator : “That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99″
Customer: “Can I pay by credit card?”
Operator : “I’m afraid you have to pay us cash,Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.”
Customer: “I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives”
Operator : “You can’t Sir. Based on the records,you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today”
Customer: “Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?”
Operator : “About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle…”
Customer: ” What!”
Operator : “According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,…registration number 1123…”
Customer: ” ????”
Operator : “Is there anything else Sir?”
Customer: “Nothing… by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?”
Operator : “We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic……. ”
Customer: “#$$^%&$@$%^”
Operator “Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman…?”
Customer: [Speechless]
Oh I didn’t know there is a town called Fucking
According to this travel site:
One Town’s Very Obscene Name
When you think of Austria, no doubt you think of such cities and towns as Vienna, Innsbruck and Salzburg. But there is another one. And because of its name, tourists steal the signs.
The name? We can’t print it here. It’s F—ing.
Agence France Presse and Britain’s Sunday Telegraph report that the residents of F—ing (pronounced Fooking) are quite perturbed with British tourists who think the name of the town is so hilarious they want to take a piece of it home with them. So they swipe the signs. There are only 32 homes in this charming Austrian village with breathtaking views of lakes and forests and none of its residents understand why their signs are so popular. In fact, sign stealing is the only crime in F—ing.
I wonder if Connie lives near F—ing.
