Sociopath
You are 85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer.
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rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer.
Ham on a bed? Umm. If that’s art, I can be an artist too. I’ll just pile all my junk on the bed. Voila. Art 
I found this funny.
Linc and Helena Moore may have finally learned the answer to that age-old question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken doesn’t know jaywalking is illegal. more details.
This is so funny. Star Wars Episode Three: A Lost Hope [Revenge of the Sith parody preview]. It looks like someone had so much time on their hands.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!
World’s Ten Most Corrupt Leaders*
Wow, Filipinos can claim 2 out of 10 places!
Name - Position - Estimates of funds allegedly embezzled - (in U.S. $)
**
1. Mohamed Suharto - President of Indonesia (1967–1998) - $15 to 35
billion
2. Ferdinand Marcos - President of the Philippines (1972–1986) - 5 to
10 billion
3. Mobutu Sese Seko - President of Zaire (1965–1997) - 5 billion
4. Sani Abacha - President of Nigeria (1993–1998) - 2 to 5 billion
5. Slobodan Milosevic - President of Serbia/Yugoslavia (1989–2000) -
1 billion
6. Jean-Claude Duvalier - President of Haiti (1971–1986) - 300 to 800
million
7. Alberto Fujimori - President of Peru (1990–2000) - 600 million
8. Pavlo Lazarenko - Prime Minister of Ukraine (1996–1997) - 114 to
200 million
9. Arnoldo Alemán - President of Nicaragua (1997–2002) - 100 million
10. Joseph Estrada - President of the Philippines (1998–2001) - 78 to
80 million
*Defined as former political leaders who have been accused of
embezzling the most funds from their countries over the past two
decades.
**All sums are estimates of alleged embezzlement.
Source: Transparency International Global Corruption Report 2004
Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes I do know you, Mr.Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat
on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’tthe brains to realize you never will amount to anything more
than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.”
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do,he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you knowthe defense attorney?”
She again replied, “Why yes, I do. I’ve knownMr.Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state; not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.”
The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, “If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I’ll throw yoursorry asses in jail for contempt.”
